{"product_id":"red-river-tee","title":"Red River Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"67\" data-end=\"148\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"67\" data-end=\"98\"\u003e🚧 \"Red River\" Survival Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"98\" data-end=\"101\"\u003eBecause Sometimes, You Just Gotta Off-Road 🛞💨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"416\"\u003eLooking for a shirt that says \u003cem data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"256\"\u003e“I’m practical, a little twisted, and not afraid to take the scenic route”\u003c\/em\u003e? Boom. This tee’s for you. Featuring a bold back graphic and a cheeky front pocket hit, this shirt lays down the law in backwoods logic and unapologetic humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"575\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"453\"\u003e💡 Translation (for city folk):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"456\"\u003eWhen nature’s got a \u003cem data-start=\"476\" data-end=\"501\"\u003emonthly rerouting issue\u003c\/em\u003e, you take the alternate path—no shame, no traffic, just detours and dirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"593\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"593\"\u003e🌲 Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"841\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"656\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"656\"\u003eLarge “life advice” graphic on the back for max visibility\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"713\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"713\"\u003eFront pocket print: because subtlety is for amateurs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"791\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"791\"\u003eIdeal for campers, comedians, and folks who aren’t afraid of a little mud\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"841\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"841\"\u003eGuaranteed to spark laughs—or awkward silence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"935\"\u003eWhether you’re trailblazing or just being \u003cem data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"899\"\u003eway too real\u003c\/em\u003e, this tee’s got your back(side). 💥\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":46984815280306,"sku":"6210 - Black - Red River Tee-1","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD","offer_id":46984815313074,"sku":"6210 - Black - Red River Tee-2","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":46984815345842,"sku":"6210 - Black - Red River Tee-3","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46984815378610,"sku":"6210 - Black - Red River Tee-4","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46984815411378,"sku":"6210 - Black - Red River Tee-5","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46984815444146,"sku":"6210 - Black - Red River Tee-6","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47491640918194,"sku":"sku-46813664051389","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":47491640950962,"sku":"sku-46813664084157","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3342\/9938\/files\/TeeBack_63ae78fc-0968-4221-b399-5a6327dead1a.png?v=1768673779","url":"https:\/\/muricatees.com\/products\/red-river-tee","provider":"Muricatees.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}